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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.
Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot! lol
My 4 yr old son told me that one.
What jokes do your kids tell?


Asked by AmandaH321 at 12:02 AM on Jan. 4, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • These are my favorite corny jokes

    Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was OUTstanding in his field!!

    Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens? They would only say "Bach, Bach!!"

    Tee hee

    Answer by mamma84 at 1:56 AM on Jan. 4, 2009

  • My 3 yr old says: knock knock...who's there? banana. banana who? Banana phone! (and she falls over laughing every time)

    Answer by lisa89j at 12:05 AM on Jan. 4, 2009

  • lol We get a parade of knock knock jokes between my 3 and 4 yr old that make no sense but totally crack them up! lol

    Answer by AmandaH321 at 12:07 AM on Jan. 4, 2009

  • How can you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? . . . He's the one with the Sesame Seed BUNS! HEhehehehee!

    What do you get when you cross George Washington and a fish? . . . .The FLOUNDER of our country! Hahahaha!

    Why don't seaguls fly over the bay? . . . Then they'd be called BAYguls! Yummm!


    Answer by NikkiB1183 at 12:14 AM on Jan. 4, 2009

  • Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
    Why did the mouse cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

    What does the mama tomato say to the slow baby tomato? "Ketchup!"

    I hear a lot of corny ones in my home...LOL.

    Answer by PrydferthMenyw at 9:55 AM on Jan. 4, 2009