In case you all couldn't tell, I'm on bedrest and B-O-R-E-D! I've got nothing better to do than think about stuff.
So in hopes that I will soon be delivering, I was doing my "grooming". I shave everything and I seriously had second thoughts being that my MIL will be in the delivery room. First, she wont just stay up by me...she will be trying to take pictures of my crowning vagina, but I'm sure she will comment about my "baldness".
I know she can't resist. She is a great natured woman and she would say it in fun, not to be mean or degrading...but she will say something. The question is...what will it be. "My son like that?" "Oh, you have bald p***y?"
I want something witty to say back to her. I can't think of anything good. It can be raunchy and offensive...she will laugh...and deserve it.
Tell her your groomer was out of town so you had to go at it blindly. Ask her how it looks and if you did an okay job. :-)
Not sure how far along you are but most of the time by the time you get ready to deliver you can't see past your belly to groom or shave anything. LOL
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