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I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. Continued......

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teddybear515

Asked by teddybear515 at 5:35 PM on Jan. 14, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.As soon as he came in the door, he said "what's for dinner Batman?"
    teddybear515

    Answer by teddybear515 at 5:36 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • Sounds like a married man to his wife.
    jareda69

    Answer by jareda69 at 5:40 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • I thought yours would say something like that. Mine would too. LOL
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 5:43 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • rofl!!!! that would probably happen to me! lol
    sophiebethmom

    Answer by sophiebethmom at 5:43 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • Oh yeah that is a married man for sure....LOL
    MrsTGray

    Answer by MrsTGray at 5:46 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • ROFL...thanks, I sooooo needed a laugh right now.
    GrnEyedGrandma

    Answer by GrnEyedGrandma at 5:46 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • ROFLMAO....i so needed that lol...omg that was great. and to think i almost didnt open this!!!
    ldylancer03

    Answer by ldylancer03 at 5:47 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • lol
    LaurenKaye29

    Answer by LaurenKaye29 at 5:54 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • lmao I needed a good laugh.. work is killing me right now
    glossyblack

    Answer by glossyblack at 5:58 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

  • Hhahah that was awesome. I loved it.
    Jennyv143

    Answer by Jennyv143 at 6:01 PM on Jan. 14, 2009

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