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Slightly innapropriate joke

Theres a grandfather and his grandson spending the weekend together, the boy comes into the living room where the gradfather is drinking a beer watching tv.
Little boy askes, "Graps, can I have some beer?"
GP-"Can your peter touch you butthole?"
BOY-"No..."
GP-"Then no."
Next day the boy walks in again and the Grandpa has a cigar.
BOY-"Gramps, can I try your cigar?"
GP-"Can your peter touch butthole?"
BOY-"No..."
GP-"Then No."
Next day the little boy has a plate of fresh warm cookies, the grandpa walks in and asks, "Hey, let me have one of those cookies..."
BOY-"Gramps, can your peter touch your butthole?"
GP-"As a matter of fact yes it can son."
Boy-"Then go F*** yourself because gramma made these for me."

AHhahahahhaha :)

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 5:20 AM on Jul. 18, 2008 in Just for Fun

Answers (6)
  • lmao
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:22 AM on Jul. 18, 2008

  • A Father and his Son are walking in the store and they happen to past by the condoms.

    S: Hey dad can I ask you a question?

    F: Sure

    S: Why do condoms come in 3, 6, and 12 counts?

    F: Oh thats easy the 3 packs are for when ur in high-school you use them on Friday, sat, and sun. The 6 pack is for when your in college 2 for friday 2 for sat. and 2 for sunday.
    The 12 pack is for when you married one for January, one for feb. one for march etc.
    Gen

    Answer by Gen at 5:29 AM on Jul. 18, 2008

  • Lmfao I love it I love it
    JustinScottsMom

    Answer by JustinScottsMom at 5:29 AM on Jul. 18, 2008

  • LMAO....Damn Luv2rocku....its only a joke.....Get your panties out of your ass!!!!
    BizzyBIzzyB

    Answer by BizzyBIzzyB at 7:29 AM on Jul. 18, 2008

  • That was f*&king awesome. I laughed so hard. Enjoy friday!!
    KatieMommy9303

    Answer by KatieMommy9303 at 9:17 AM on Jul. 18, 2008

  • lol
    michmm03

    Answer by michmm03 at 2:03 PM on Jul. 18, 2008

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