One word...Glue!

So I went out to the barn to feed my horses this evening, before dinner. When I was at the grocery store yesterday, I bought a few carrots for them as a treat and, since I had a hole in one pocket and my cell phone in the other, I decided to put the carrots in my back pocket. So I go out to the barn with my kids and I'm filling feed buckets and I start cleaning stalls. I feed Willow her carrot and the sheep, Betsy, her's as well but Sparks out in the pasture so I was going to wait. I went into the pasture and filled the water trough and I gave Sparks her carrot. After she finished the carrot, she decided that she wanted another and bit me on the ass! Now my ass is bruised. My 3yo is making fun of me. Sparks in on carrot restriction. I'm embarrassed.

Please make me feel better!

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