What strange thing(s) does your DH/SO do?

Mine licks his fingertips. He says they are dry. I guess he's never heard of lotion!

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Asked by butterflyblue19 at 8:27 PM on Feb. 15, 2012 in Just for Fun

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I actually need to get this off my chest...

Before bed, EVERY night, DH will take a shower in our bedroom bathroom, come out naked to go to bed, but before he shuts off the light, he stands there like he is proud of himself, pulls his wiener up with one hand and scratches his nuts with the other.

And almost immediately after that he will say something like "So you wanna get busy tonight" and my answer is always..."I just watched you play your nuts like a banjo, so you're kind of working uphill".

DRIVES. ME. NUTS.

Answer by Mom-2-3-Girlz at 9:10 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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When he gets up in the morning, he comes into the livingroom for a few minutes before getting in the shower and dressed....and he's ALWAYS in my pink fluffy robe!!!!

He'd KILL ME if he knew I told on him! LOL

Answer by mlmkjw at 8:42 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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^^I wish I could vote that up more than once!

Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 8:45 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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LOL @ mlmkjw , I am picturing that & laughing! I'm gonna tell.........................JK! :)

Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 8:53 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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LOL My husband pretty much only does strange things. He's a bit of an oddball.

Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 8:33 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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I told him I posted that and he told me I'm "so wrong"!!! I'm in TTTTRRRROOOOUUUUBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!

Answer by mlmkjw at 9:16 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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i've noticed he does this thing where he coughs once (i guess to clear his throat?) but he even does it in his sleep...and of course the "scratch and sniff" *gags* men are so nasty.

Answer by mom_to_kenzie at 9:17 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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@mom-2-3-girlz...are we sister wives or something? mine does the same little dance after showering, and practically verbatim to your quote..or any combo of ''let's get naked together'' or ''wanna get poked?''. the answer is always, ''uh, yeah. no." SMH..will they ever learn?

Answer by dullscissors at 9:25 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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LOL! They don't understand how their disgusting-ness affects their sex life. LOL

Answer by Mom-2-3-Girlz at 9:33 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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I don't know how strange this is but it's deffinatly annoying. He rubs his feet together when he tries to sleep and through out the night. It shakes the whole bed and I hate it. Lol my dh does the naked man dance as well lol but he bounces it for me lol I think it's his mating call lol

Answer by skinnyslokita at 9:52 PM on Feb. 15, 2012
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