What is the weirdest conversation you have had with your child lately?

Well my kids are nosey and were fishing through bags of stuff i had just bought and my 7 yr old ds found a pair of sexy panties and he was like OMG mom everyones gonna see your black hair. I almost died and i asked him what i should wear then and he said always wear those big panties from walmart cause they cover your butt and wearing those panties are more polite. I thought my gf was going to die she was laughing so hard. ( btw he had walked in the bathroom when i was getting out of the tub the day before this convo, so he got a eyefull oops!!)

I was with my 2-1/2 year old in the bathroom this morning. He was pooping on his little potty and all of a sudden I decided I had to go too. So I sat down and he asked me "Are you pooping?"
Me: Yes, Mama is pooping too.
Him: In the toilet?
Me: Yes in the toilet.
Him: And then we can take a picture of it?
Me: Nobody wants a picture of my poop.

We are potty training and one night Daddy had to take a picture of the poop because Mama was working and not there to see the accomplishment.

not so much weird but I was getting drilled on the Santa questions at Xmas

How come he comes through the chimney & we can't leave the door unlocked for him? isn't that easier?
How come we can't hear him land on our house with the reindeer? etc....

oh kids..... :D

Not really a conversation, but...

My 3 year old was so happy when his dada brought him home a box of colored band-aids from the dollar store last night. He lined up a bunch of different colored band-aids on his arm, (they almost looked like a stack of bangles), then he looked up and said, in a very satisfied tone, "Now I look dignified."

lol