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You might be a mom if??

If you haven't slept in at least over a year ... you might be a mom
If you have ever uttered the words "Well that's an interesting poop ... when did you eat corn?" ... you might be a mom
If you've ever been at the absolute end of your rope, then got one smile from your baby and it was all okay again ... you might be a mom
If you've ever gotten dressed up for a party only to realize that there is breast milk all over your favorite blouse ... you might be a mom
If you have everything a human being needs for survival from a throat lozenge to a flash light in you pocket book right now ... you might be a mom

Can you make up some more?

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 6:34 AM on Jan. 19, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (6)
  • You instinctively thrust your hands out to catch vomit...even if it is not your kid.
    If you ever poked your head out the door just in time to see your kid throw a golf ball through the neighbors window.
    If people can say or do anything about or to you and you blow it off..but mess with your kid and they are screwing with the wrong marine.
    You have ever been afraid that you love your kid sooo much you may just squish them to death hugging them so hard.

    salexander

    Answer by salexander at 12:21 PM on Jan. 19, 2009

  • If your new perfume is ode de spit up, you might be a mom.
    If your favorite song is the theme song to Winnie the Pooh you might be a mom.
    If you wake up in the middle of the night and step on more than 3 toys without yelling out, you might be a mom!
    MumsTheWord571

    Answer by MumsTheWord571 at 6:52 AM on Jan. 19, 2009

  • If you can repeat yourself 4 times before you realize it, you might be a mom.

    If you haven't peed by yourself in years, you might be a mom.

    If your sexiest pajamas are flannel, you might be a mom.
    kabbot01

    Answer by kabbot01 at 8:09 AM on Jan. 19, 2009

  • When you are in a store by yourself and you hear some one call out MOM and you look around--thinking it's one of yours. LOL
    jucyfrut

    Answer by jucyfrut at 8:30 AM on Jan. 19, 2009

  • If you thinking nothing of wiping your childs nose...and putting it in your pocket, because there's not tissue in sight
    If you think nothing of leaving the house in your pj's AND bedhead to make sure your child is safe at the bus stop
    If you've seen every episode on Spongebob (over and over and over)
    If you don't worry anymore about birth control because every time you and your husband try to hug, there's a little body in between you

    good2me

    Answer by good2me at 8:54 AM on Jan. 19, 2009

  • When single chicks talk about not having kids ever and talk about their careers and I got so sad for them. Being a mom is the best thing that ever happened to me.When my eyes swell up from certain baby pics of my son. Or baby outfits I still have.
    jareda69

    Answer by jareda69 at 10:17 AM on Jan. 19, 2009

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