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Funny Tongue Twisters!

These funny tongue twisters are difficult to say and may be a little dirty if you say them wrong.


I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.


Try to keep repeating the phrase "Red lorry, yellow lorry"


She sells sea shells on the sea shore !


Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.


I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
And I'm only plucking pleasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.


Silly Simon's sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where he sits he shines, and where he shines he sits.



This may annoy some mothers out there...but lately there's been some "drama" so I figured I would put jokes on here to get a little laugh out of ya!

Plus TOMORROW IS FRIDAY!!

so please no drama! :-)

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nicole0709442

Asked by nicole0709442 at 11:41 PM on Jan. 22, 2009 in Entertainment

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Answers (5)
  • hehe i like them lol
    MommaBear1129

    Answer by MommaBear1129 at 11:52 PM on Jan. 22, 2009

  • tee hee I love them but beware some woman with a gigantic stick up her but is going to come along and instead of removing the stick she will instead get all butt hurt and report this cause it isn't a question.

    In case that happends keep reposting them please I could use a little humor instead of drama and seriousness all the time
    JAJA_Steele

    Answer by JAJA_Steele at 12:05 AM on Jan. 23, 2009

  • Thank you for the humor...neede it after a yucky day!!
    My favorite limirick is:
    A tutor who tooted the flute
    Tried to teach two young tooters to toot
    Said the two to the tutor
    is it harder to toot
    Or to tutor two tooters to toot?
    WAganma56

    Answer by WAganma56 at 1:15 AM on Jan. 23, 2009

  • rolling on floor

    smokeybear

    Answer by smokeybear at 5:06 AM on Jan. 23, 2009

  • oh..........to answer your question, YES, yes some may think so!
    smokeybear

    Answer by smokeybear at 5:07 AM on Jan. 23, 2009

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