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Whats the strangest thing(s) youve said to your toddler?

heres a few of mine:
DONT LICK YOUR FRIENDS!

TOY CARS DO NOT SWIM IN THE POTTY!

TEDDY BEARS DONOT NEED BATHS!

NOODLES GO IN YOUR MOUTH NOT YOUR NOSE... HEY DONT EAT IT NOW!

COLOR THE PAPER NOT THE PUPPY DOG!

THE DOGGYS BOWL IS NOT A SWIMMING POOL!


GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR BOTTOM!

IS THAT POOP ON YOUR HAND?

PEEPEE GOES IN THE POTTY NOT ON THE COUCH!

SORRY MAAM NO I DONT WANT TO BUY THE THE FIFTY BOXES OF (FILL IN THE BLANK) IN MY CART!

NO HUNNY THAT MAN WITH THE CANE IS NOT A PIRATE (SORRY SIR)

UNDERWEAR GO ON YOUR BOTTOM NOT YOUR HEAD

MOMMY TAMPONS ARE NOT HELICOPTERS!

PEAS ARE NOT BALLS AND THEY DO NOT BOUNCE KEEP THEM ON YOUR PLATE!

YOUR BOWL IS NOT A HAT!





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JrsMommy07

Asked by JrsMommy07 at 2:17 PM on Jan. 24, 2009 in Toddlers (1-2)

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Answers (18)
  • Don't eat the stairs.
    halfpint_ny

    Answer by halfpint_ny at 2:32 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • Wait, no....Don't lick the car.
    halfpint_ny

    Answer by halfpint_ny at 2:33 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • Don't bite your brothers
    No eating toilet paper.
    Don't crawl across the road.
    Don't hit yourself.

    There are many.
    Mummytomore

    Answer by Mummytomore at 2:36 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • don't lick the windows
    don't bite the doggy on the ear
    don't bite the doggy on the butt
    the trash can is NOT a toy even though it's full of fun stuff
    eat the food on your plate, not the plate itself
    and only a billion others
    kaysha

    Answer by kaysha at 3:08 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • Don't lick the dog--I don't care if he licked you first!
    RugersMommy06

    Answer by RugersMommy06 at 3:22 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • The kitties do NOT want cat food soup, don't pour their water into their food dish
    Draw on the paper, not on my sheets
    Do not bite the cat
    Get off Daddy's dresser
    See what happens when you spray Mommy's perfume in your face?
    Do not insert the sample perfume bottles in the DVD player
    No, Curious George does not want to share your ice cream
    cat0325

    Answer by cat0325 at 4:03 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • lmbo . . .
    epoh

    Answer by epoh at 4:29 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • That is not chocolate in the kitty litter so stop eating it.
    Stop banging your head against the wall. ... See told you it would hurt
    Please stop scratching mommys eye ball.
    Food goes in your mouth not in your diaper... welllllll :)
    AustinsMommy124

    Answer by AustinsMommy124 at 5:49 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • stop eating the baby powder!

    TARA26

    Answer by TARA26 at 5:51 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

  • this is hella funny. we should try to keep this going. lmao!!
    TARA26

    Answer by TARA26 at 5:52 PM on Jan. 24, 2009

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