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The strangest...

I just had to run after my one year old son a second ago yelling, "Give me the plunger!!! It doesnt go on your face and definitely not in your mouth!!!"

Whats one of the strangest things you've ever said to your child?

A few others are... Take the tampon out of your ear.
Pants go on your legs not on my head.
And please dont put your fingers in the dogs butt. :/

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AustinsMommy124

Asked by AustinsMommy124 at 6:31 PM on Jan. 25, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • honey those are mommy's panties-take them off your neck and give them back please (i was trying to get dressed and hes 2)
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 6:33 PM on Jan. 25, 2009

  • Dont wear your sisters bra (To my then 3 yr old son)
    Take that dog cookie out of your mouth
    Dont pee the in the bushes
    No you cant just switch underwear with your brother.
    gemgem

    Answer by gemgem at 6:35 PM on Jan. 25, 2009

  • No, getting your ears pierced will NOT make your breasts grow. (lol - she was 4 at the time, and was wanting to look like "grown up ladies").
    sailorwifenmom

    Answer by sailorwifenmom at 6:42 PM on Jan. 25, 2009

  • No, you can't try to break your leg to see what it feels like - YES - it is fair, I don't care if all your other friends have broken a bone and you're the only one who hasn't gotten to have a cast to sign!

    (to my son when he was in 5th grade)
    sailorwifenmom

    Answer by sailorwifenmom at 6:43 PM on Jan. 25, 2009

  • Honey? Those are Mommy's maxi pads...Silly. You're not supposed to stick them to your legs.
    (to my daughter who was 2 at the time...we just got home from grocery shopping and she had her pants down and it seemed she helped herself to my maxi pads=)
    good2me

    Answer by good2me at 7:31 PM on Jan. 25, 2009

  • Ha! Those are great.

    And my newest one. Which had us rolling on the floor laughing.
    "Baby, grandpas knee pads are NOT a cup."

    The "cup" being a crotch guard. XD He decided to take a knee pad (the size of his head) and place it in front of his crotch. My one year old. hahaha...
    AustinsMommy124

    Answer by AustinsMommy124 at 7:45 PM on Jan. 25, 2009

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