This is funny!!

Make it clicky

http://nwso.net/2011/03/13/5-and-a-half-things-a-lady-should-never-do

http://nwso.net/2011/03/13/5-and-a-half-things-a-lady-should-never-do/

Ok, try that one.

First of all that guy is an idiot that lives in a fantasy world. The only one I don't do is smoke, and that is because I just don't smoke period. Though I did smoke in front of my man when I did smoke. Why is it OK for a man to burp or fart in front of me but it isn't OK for me to do it in front of him. I am so glad that my man doesn't think like this, me farting or burping (which are both normal human things) doesn't make me any less sexy to him, and yes I have spit in front of him. I do curse a bit (maybe not as much as every other word) but most of them not are freak or fudge (or other replacements) but when I did cuss all the time he had no issues because he is worse. Oh and it isn't my fault if he walks into the bathroom while I am pooping, he brought it on himself, and he comes in the bathroom and poops while I am in the shower, so I think I can do it to him too.

Well it isn't working perfectly, but the part I did get to read was funny.

I don't spit or smoke. I do most of the others and in front of my husband. He's seen me deliver a baby and all kinds of things so what's to hide.

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