once there was an Indian who had one testicle & whose name was 'Onestone'. He hated the name & asked everyone not to call him that. After years of torment he finally cracked and said' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them! The word got around and nobody called him that anymore. Then one day a young woman named BlueBird forgot &said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her & took her deep in the forest & made love to her all day and all night. until she died from exhaustion.Word got around that Onestone meant what he said. Years went by & noone dared call him by his name until A woman named Yellow Bird came to the village after being away.Yellow Bird who wasBlue Birds cousin, was overjoyed to see him and sayed "hi Onestone"Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, & did the same to her as he did before but she would not die...DO YOU KNOW WHY???
BECAUSE YOU CANT KILL 2 BIRDS WITH "ONESTONE"
Asked by Anonymous at 9:57 PM on Jan. 27, 2009 in Just for Fun
Answer by Candice_brooke at 9:52 AM on Jan. 28, 2009
Answer by Anonymous at 9:59 PM on Jan. 27, 2009
I didn't laugh. It was kind of cheesy.
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