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10 Bumps

I will be tonights unofficial OB-GYN please post all of you 'female' questions here and I will answer then promptly and accurately.

:0D

 
But_Mommie

Asked by But_Mommie at 8:15 PM on May. 16, 2012 in Just for Fun

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Answers (54)
  • If my husband masturbates and the semen gets on the sheets and it dries,can I get pregnant if I lick that spot?
    As long as you take precautions and rinse your mouth with vodka after there should be no pregnancy.
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 8:28 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • If I keep the monster in my vagina & deliver it, will it be a half human/half vampire like Renesmee? And, would it be weird to use that name or I should I just call her Nevaeh?
    It would be 1/2 monster not vampire! DUH! And you should name it Juzmyluk.
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 8:35 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • I watched a porno with my ex. Now I am experiencing nausea, spotting and light cramping in my abdomen and lower back.

    I think I am pregnant, BUT, is it my ex's baby or the porn actor's baby?

    You can only get pregnant with 3d porn!
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:06 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • I am 48 and haven't had a period in a couple of years. It stopped around the time I had major abdominal surgery. I don't really care to have it back to tell ya the truth and I wonder if it's menopause or should I not be concerned at all?
    Diana1827a

    Answer by Diana1827a at 9:22 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • I am 48 and haven't had a period in a couple of years. It stopped around the time I had major abdominal surgery. I don't really care to have it back to tell ya the truth and I wonder if it's menopause or should I not be concerned at all?
    My magic 8 ball says menopause but schedule a follow up in a month.
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:24 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • lol, 3D porn ... Good answer. Thanks Doc.
    theMOMmission

    Answer by theMOMmission at 9:32 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • lol, 3D porn ... Good answer. Thanks Doc.


    It's true. There has been a documented case. LINK

    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:36 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • you haven't given me an answer. Is the news that bad?
    Your first answer is on the bottom of page two.

    Is it possible that I gave birth to two babies, but neither one of them be mine? If I'm getting a maternity test on one of them should I just see if I can get a two-for-one discount?
    I am certain you gave birth to your own babies the question is did you bring the right ones home? There is not such thing as a two for one lab special. They would make less money that way.
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:45 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • LMFAO!
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:58 PM on May. 16, 2012

  • I would vote that up twice if I could!
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:58 PM on May. 16, 2012