What's the funniest thing your kid has said/done lately?

When she told me she looked everywhere, but she can't find the teacher's bed at school. She thinks her teacher lives at the school since she's always there before everyone else,

After the first few times, I couldn't help laughing... Last night, DD was running back and forth from our room to the living room, every time she was in the living room, she'd fall and say, "Ow! I'm ok!" and do it all over again. Then when I thought she was finally finished, she turned around to run back to the living room and smacked into the door...

She told her boss that she'd be a couple of minute late for work because her mom won the lottery. When she got there, they were all excited, and she said 'yeah, she won a buck.'

My daughter called me chcolate pudding today and i'm a light skin complexion...Hahaha

My 3yr old son has been constipated so when it was snack time I gave him mixed fruit and said "So you can poop your brains out." He thought for a moment then said very seriously "Sorry, Mama I can't poops my brains out. They're in my head."

My mom fell and broke her arm 3 weeks ago. One of the things the granbabies love most is their great-grandma (b, as they call her) reading to them. So, when my daughter told Jaycie, 6 and Taylor, 4 about B breaking her arm, Jaycie said "can B still read to us?" And, Taylor came and stayed with us the other day when she was sick. When she got home, she told her mommy "I feel so sorry for B, cause she broke her arm, and can't read to us anymore." LOL. Of course, mom can still read to them, but to their sweet little minds, they aren't sure.

When we took DS to get his hair cut the other day, the stylist asked if he wanted product in it, and I told her to go ahead. Today he asked me what exactly product was. I told him it was just a generic term for any of the stuff they might put in your hair. He sounded disappointed when he said, "oh, I thought it was only for math geeks".

She wants to called herself Paloma...

My son asked a question in the car earlier, so I answered him, and he replied "hey, you're driving shhh. I'm talking to the trees." And he proceeded to talk to the trees...