I haven't been feeling the best for the last few days, stomach flu or something. Anyway, I got up, got some toast, hubby left for the hospital to go see his dad. Then it dawned on me that my dd was being unusually quiet. I get up with the intention of seeing where she was at and the phone rings and its my husband. Heres the conversation:
Him: Ahhh honey, sweetie pie (now I am diabetic lol) Ummm I think I left my Mt Dew in Marisa's room.............
Me: WHAT?!?! Oh I hope you are screwing with me honey, sweetie pie!!!!!!
So I run to her room and low and behold she is drinking her daddies pop, I see there was little hope that there wasn't much in it and maybe the toddler goddess will bless me and dd couldn't the bottle, so I ask him....
Me: Was the bottle about empty when you left??
Him: Oh oh....noooooooooo.....
Then I hear him FUCKING LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At first it was a snort, then silence, the I hear the laughter. Then I hear car horns in the back ground, and then a disembodied voice yelling "you idiot!!" He then seals his fate by saying "no, I only had a few sips before I set it down to change her clothes" Now my child is bouncing off walls,(I always thought it was just an exaggeration...) she is running about like the damn energizer fucking rabbit. I am plotting revenge as we speak......ideas?? I want it to be GOOD! He has to work tonight, but I am still plotting revenge and I will seek seek vengeance.....My mental health is at sake ladies, I see a rubber room in a future with a nice brand new white coat, but by DAMN I will not go ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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