Absolutely true

This was the last weekend of faire. I was working in the Queen;s garden and a lady comes up to me and shoves her purse under my nose. Sh e says smell this. And it is wet too. Where do I go to file a complaint. So I take her into the gardens where I have a radio and ask fo the director to stop by.
She is addamant that I d not leave. I was a tad annoyed as I had other duties but stayed. The head of the BOD came and she repeated the proceedure. She wanted to know what we were going to do about the awful man that use the purse holder in the port-a-potty to urinate in.

I managed barely to explain that that is not a purse holder but a urinal, since port-a-potties were used by both males and females.
The look of shock was priceless. I had helped her dry her bag as best as I could and we sent her on her way.

He bought me a cider as we had a good laugh and decided we had better commission signs to attach above the urinals saying that they are not purse holders. lol

I love Faire.

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