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3 Bumps

Over heard in a bar

Man: Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink and then we can go and have some awsome sex.

Woman barely glances at him: No thanks. I don't do anal.

Man: I wasn't thinking anal, hun, like I said, just good old fashioned sex.

Woman, turns to face him and looks him slowly top to bottom to top: Like I said, I don't do assholes.

 
Dardenella

Asked by Dardenella at 11:34 AM on Jun. 13, 2012 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • LMAP! That is so awesome! I am so using that line!
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 11:36 AM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • laughingLOL!!! That's great! 

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 11:37 AM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • Haha that's freakin awesome
    mommys2cupcakes

    Answer by mommys2cupcakes at 11:38 AM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • Lol, excellent. I like it.
    theMOMmission

    Answer by theMOMmission at 12:01 PM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • lol that was good
    xdeviouskittyxx

    Answer by xdeviouskittyxx at 12:04 PM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • I love it!
    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 12:05 PM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • hmmmmmm
    booklover545

    Answer by booklover545 at 1:47 PM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • sidesplittinglaughter

    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 3:06 PM on Jun. 13, 2012

  • lol
    WildCat73

    Answer by WildCat73 at 11:07 PM on Jun. 20, 2012