Over heard in a bar

Man: Hey gorgeous, can I buy you a drink and then we can go and have some awsome sex.

Woman barely glances at him: No thanks. I don't do anal.

Man: I wasn't thinking anal, hun, like I said, just good old fashioned sex.

Woman, turns to face him and looks him slowly top to bottom to top: Like I said, I don't do assholes.

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Asked by Dardenella at 11:34 AM on Jun. 13, 2012 in Just for Fun

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LMAP! That is so awesome! I am so using that line!

Answer by kmath at 11:36 AM on Jun. 13, 2012
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LOL!!! That's great!

Answer by mrsmom110 at 11:37 AM on Jun. 13, 2012
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Haha that's freakin awesome

Answer by mommys2cupcakes at 11:38 AM on Jun. 13, 2012
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Lol, excellent. I like it.

Answer by theMOMmission at 12:01 PM on Jun. 13, 2012
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lol that was good

Answer by xdeviouskittyxx at 12:04 PM on Jun. 13, 2012
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I love it!

Answer by LostSoul88 at 12:05 PM on Jun. 13, 2012
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hmmmmmm

Answer by booklover545 at 1:47 PM on Jun. 13, 2012
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Answer by 3libras at 3:06 PM on Jun. 13, 2012
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lol

Answer by WildCat73 at 11:07 PM on Jun. 20, 2012
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