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Help me understand this joke.. Heard in the radio?

I just don't get it. Everyone laughed and I was confused lol.

Please explain it to me if you get it..

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!

The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."

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KayGia0704

Asked by KayGia0704 at 9:29 AM on Jun. 15, 2012 in Just for Fun

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  • it just means that the 2 guys grabbed the railroad tie that the other man's goat was tied to...
    goofygalno1

    Answer by goofygalno1 at 9:31 AM on Jun. 15, 2012


  • it's an oldie but a goodie



    perhaps another cup of coffee would help...

    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 9:34 AM on Jun. 15, 2012

  • I get it, not funny...at least not THIS early. Ugh, too early doctor appointments :(
    hopeandglory53

    Answer by hopeandglory53 at 9:37 AM on Jun. 15, 2012

  • I still don't get it!!! Lol maybe I'm thinking too deep??
    KayGia0704

    Comment by KayGia0704 (original poster) at 9:39 AM on Jun. 15, 2012

  • The goat didn't actually jump in, but because it was tied to the railroad tie, they, in essence, threw the goat in as well. It was FORCED to jump in...aka drug.
    hopeandglory53

    Answer by hopeandglory53 at 9:40 AM on Jun. 15, 2012

  • OH! Thats so sad! LOL
    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 9:59 AM on Jun. 15, 2012

  • I get it. I just didn't think it was funny. I have a different sense of humor I guess.
    Now that you get it did you laugh?
    meooma

    Answer by meooma at 12:37 PM on Jun. 15, 2012

  • that is horrible poor goat
    booklover545

    Answer by booklover545 at 5:31 PM on Jun. 15, 2012

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