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2 Bumps

He didnt even lick me????

His office door was closed, I knew he was stressed and needed a break. The maid was gone for the afternoon and the children were at afternoon soccer practice. I stepped quietly up the stairs to freshen up and strip down to nothing at all.

I call his office from the bedroom and when he answers I ask him f he would like a snack. Of course he was famished so he said yes.

I went into the kitchen and got out a few things I knew he would like, then called him to tell him that his snack was ready and to come on into the kitchen.

When he got to the door he stopped and

BUSTED out laughing at me laying onthe table surronded by whipped cream, chocolate sauce and cherries

needless to say, his stress was broken and he turned to go back to his office to finish his work for the night.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 12:45 AM on Jun. 19, 2012 in Relationships

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Answers (13)
  • Didn't you know he's lactose intolerant SHEESH.  I never had any problems getting him to lick me.

    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:26 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • That's what happens in real life when you reenact a suggestion from Cosmopolitan magazine.
    SWasson

    Answer by SWasson at 7:08 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • or pork
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 12:50 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • y'all should try therapy :)
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 12:50 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • BACON!!!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 12:51 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • Not a lick?
    Willpower! You go girl for tryin'!
    jeanclaudia

    Answer by jeanclaudia at 1:19 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • ROTFLMAO!!!

    Applause is being heard everywhere!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 12:51 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • I could not fry bacon with out him coming in before it was ready, but I shoudldhave run to Burger King I could have gotten a bacon sundae and poured it all over me, damn! I bet he would have liked me then!
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 12:54 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • No No, it reieved his stress, so it accomplished what I set out to do......no big deal :)
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 7:03 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

  • @swasson, LOL I had no idea it was in a cosmo book....awesome!
    Anonymous

    Comment by Anonymous (original poster) at 7:13 AM on Jun. 19, 2012

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