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Are your farts loud?

If so, I have just the product for you! Fart silencers! Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

As if that wasn’t enough, you can even insert a cotton ball with fragrance into the tube device to further disguise your bodily function smells.  Can you say BEST CHRISTMAS EVER????

 
ABeaverhausen

Asked by ABeaverhausen at 3:43 PM on Jun. 28, 2012 in Health

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Answers (8)
  • I'd probably take out my husband's eye with one of those.
    Izsarejman

    Answer by Izsarejman at 3:53 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • OMG I just gagged.
    ABeaverhausen

    Comment by ABeaverhausen (original poster) at 3:53 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • aren't those toothbrush holders, for traveling? lol...ewww.
    dullscissors

    Answer by dullscissors at 3:52 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • wtf? I should get one for my little brother
    LostSoul88

    Answer by LostSoul88 at 3:50 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • Here, stick this up your ass! lol Seriously?
    ABeaverhausen

    Comment by ABeaverhausen (original poster) at 3:49 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • Would that be a perfect gift for someone you didnt' like?
    meooma

    Answer by meooma at 3:48 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • LOL. I would blow that across the room. The way I fart. LOL
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 3:46 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Crafty26

    Answer by Crafty26 at 3:45 PM on Jun. 28, 2012