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My husband caught me peeing standing up

I told him I wanted to wait for sex until we got married for moral reasons but instead I ruined our honeymoon. We were getting ready to do it for the first time so I went to the bathroom to change into my vagina but before I could he came in while I was peeing in the urinal. What should I do? He hasn't talked to me in 4 days and now I don't know of he will ever want to have kids.

 
Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 11:46 PM on Jun. 28, 2012 in Relationships

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Answers (35)
  • fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 5:08 PM on Jun. 29, 2012

  • The "change into my vagina" is my favorite part.
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 11:49 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • OMFG a new level of troll.
    DJDNY

    Answer by DJDNY at 11:51 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • Bs. Anyways most trannys just take it up the butt and pretend its a vag.
    Mrs_Harsh

    Answer by Mrs_Harsh at 11:52 PM on Jun. 28, 2012


  • In the future, please buy all of your rubber vaginas (and fists) from me!


    We have many styles, all must and lint free, including vibrating AND Glow-In The Dark!


    Congrats on your nuptials!

    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 12:03 AM on Jun. 29, 2012

  • wait wait wait...you have a urinal in your house/hotel? that pretty cool...

    er...i mean....you were hiding a penis?! say what?

    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 12:02 AM on Jun. 29, 2012

  • Hilarious. Gives new meaning to the idea of changing into something more comfortable.
    Ginger0104

    Answer by Ginger0104 at 11:56 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • Yeah, better hang into that twunt. Few men would appreciate a sticky, musty, linty twunt that has been festering in your pocket. Maybe find a better hiding place for your fake cat.
    Izsarejman

    Answer by Izsarejman at 11:55 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • so I went to the bathroom to change into my vagina

    LMFAO!!! I would like a detailed description of HOW the fuck you do this!!! LMAO!!
    Crafty26

    Answer by Crafty26 at 11:55 PM on Jun. 28, 2012

  • I change into my vagina every morning'

    NO YOU DON'T SWEETIE!

    How would you know? I stand on my head and change in my vagina every day!

    NOW SWEETIE! I TOLD YOU TOO WAIT AND SHARE THAT AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 12:05 AM on Jun. 29, 2012