What to ask Siri?

So I am having fun with Siri. Getting some funny responses, what would you ask? Or what would you say to it?

Example:
Me: Siri, you're a bitch.
Siri: I really respect you.

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Asked by AF4life at 11:48 PM on Jun. 30, 2012 in Just for Fun

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Ask her where to hide a body, (there are options) and then tell her "I need a beer".

Answer by PartyGalAnne at 3:27 AM on Jul. 1, 2012
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Why is 3libras ex DH such an ass?

Answer by 3libras at 11:52 PM on Jun. 30, 2012
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Even a computer doesn't know why! ^^^

Answer by 3libras at 12:01 AM on Jul. 1, 2012
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"Even a computer doesn't know why! ^^^"

LOL!! You win the internets

Answer by BrawnwynII at 12:03 AM on Jul. 1, 2012
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I was goofing around with her on FIL's phone.
Ask her when was the last time she "got some" lol : D

Answer by sarasmommy777 at 11:51 PM on Jun. 30, 2012
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LOL

"Do you know the way to San Jose?"

Answer by BrawnwynII at 11:51 PM on Jun. 30, 2012
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I was wondering who the hell Siri is, lol

Answer by PMSMom10 at 12:37 AM on Jul. 1, 2012
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LOL loving her answers

Answer by Alisim at 10:57 AM on Jul. 1, 2012
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who is siri?

Answer by staciandababy at 11:52 PM on Jun. 30, 2012
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I just asked if it was male or female.
Response: I don't think we have time for this.

Me: What do you look like?
S: Why does my appearance matter to you?

Comment by AF4life (original poster) at 11:53 PM on Jun. 30, 2012
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