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What to ask Siri?

So I am having fun with Siri. Getting some funny responses, what would you ask? Or what would you say to it?

Example:
Me: Siri, you're a bitch.
Siri: I really respect you.

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AF4life

Asked by AF4life at 11:48 PM on Jun. 30, 2012 in Just for Fun

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  • Ask her where to hide a body, (there are options) and then tell her "I need a beer".
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 3:27 AM on Jul. 1, 2012

  • I was goofing around with her on FIL's phone.
    Ask her when was the last time she "got some" lol : D
    sarasmommy777

    Answer by sarasmommy777 at 11:51 PM on Jun. 30, 2012

  • LOL

    "Do you know the way to San Jose?"
    BrawnwynII

    Answer by BrawnwynII at 11:51 PM on Jun. 30, 2012

  • who is siri?
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 11:52 PM on Jun. 30, 2012

  • Why is 3libras ex DH such an ass?
    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 11:52 PM on Jun. 30, 2012

  • I just asked if it was male or female.
    Response: I don't think we have time for this.

    Me: What do you look like?
    S: Why does my appearance matter to you?
    AF4life

    Comment by AF4life (original poster) at 11:53 PM on Jun. 30, 2012

  • Brawn, it will take me 34 days and 22 hours to get to San Jose (according to Siri).
    Staci, Siri is an iPhone App that you can ask questions.

    I just told her she needed to get laid and she said "Sorry, I can't look for places in Japan".
    AF4life

    Comment by AF4life (original poster) at 11:56 PM on Jun. 30, 2012

  • 3libras, she is deaf on that one. First she thought I said three lieveres, then three lieb rise. Then why why is three liebres ex husband such a nap? Apparently she can understand everything else but "Why is 3libra's husband such an ass?"
    AF4life

    Comment by AF4life (original poster) at 12:00 AM on Jul. 1, 2012

  • Even a computer doesn't know why! ^^^
    3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 12:01 AM on Jul. 1, 2012

  • Oh, she computed, finally!
    "Let me think about that. I don't know why, would you like to search the web?"

    Even she doesn't know!
    AF4life

    Comment by AF4life (original poster) at 12:01 AM on Jul. 1, 2012

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