LOL, this is some good reading:
"You were the tall brown-haired guy with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No.. Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime. "
This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.
Qualities of the table:
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights
Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.
The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.
Answer by fiatpax at 2:53 PM on Jul. 23, 2012
Answer by BrawnwynII at 11:19 PM on Jul. 22, 2012
Answer by Mom-2-3-Girlz at 11:36 PM on Jul. 22, 2012
Answer by anestheticsex at 11:40 PM on Jul. 22, 2012
Answer by staciandababy at 2:25 AM on Jul. 23, 2012
Answer by NotPanicking at 4:08 AM on Jul. 23, 2012
Sunday afternoon at Fiesta Italiana, we shared a table by the lake - you were with your son, we chatted for just a bit. You were very cute and no ring. you looked sexy in your orange and black sundress. I didn't want to ask you out in front of our kids so I gave you a napkin with my name and number on it as you were leaving. You wiped your mouth with it and threw it away. Hoping that wasn't on purpose. If you're interested, please respond.
Answer by fiatpax at 9:01 AM on Jul. 23, 2012
Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 11:19 PM on Jul. 22, 2012
Answer by fiatpax at 8:55 AM on Jul. 23, 2012
You're so freaking hot and we had a couple of hot times over the course of the year. The first time you came to my place where I was housesitting and we jacked off together. It was so hot because you really got into it. The other time we rode around in your truck until we found a secluded place to stop and you bent me over your tailgate and had your way with me. You're a little bit older than me and wear scrubs for your job. If you happen to see this and think it's you, message me! I lost your email and need to reconnect bad! ;) If it is you, tell me where we met the second time. Hopefully you see this soon because I have a place we can go to this weekend!
Answer by ShaunaP83 at 9:53 AM on Jul. 23, 2012