Have or do you ever fart in front of your kids?

Well I try not to but this morning I had my coffee with LOTS of cream and for some reason it gave me really bad gas. I thought my ds11 was in his room but he was on the sofa all covered up with a big blanket when I decide to rip one he pops up and looks at me (like did you just fart)? I told him I was sorry but the coffee gave me gas. He just smiled and laid backdown but he will never look at me the same...lol how embarrassing.
I know we all pass gas but damn!

Thought I'd share with someone...ugh!

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Asked by Anonymous at 11:40 AM on Aug. 3, 2012 in Health

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I never thought about it but my DD gas is worse than her step fathers.

Answer by jazmya_mom at 2:45 AM on Aug. 5, 2012
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This is how you can get kids to eat broccoli. Have a huge farting contest and tell the kids that eating broccoli helps them make the biggest and best winning farts! It really works.

Answer by bnt2000 at 3:53 AM on Aug. 4, 2012
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We are a family with no secrets. We all fart in front of each other. My daughters could wake the dead.

Answer by robinkane at 5:05 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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my mom says we don't fart we fluff the air lol

Answer by tigger3itch at 3:26 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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How else can I blame them on my kids?

Answer by adnilm at 3:02 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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All the time we normally laugh about it.

Answer by liss05 at 2:44 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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Yes and their both boys so they don't care!

Answer by ashleighmama at 2:17 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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I'm actually the only one in the house that USED to be discreet with my farts until my DH thought it would be funny to start training the kids to scream "Geez, MOM!!! That stinks" anytime anyone in the house farts. I can be in the bedroom with everyone else in the living room, and if one of them farts, i will hear "GEEZ MOM!!" It is a lot more embarrassing in public.

Answer by Mom-2-3-Girlz at 1:58 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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Well, I have to, it's mere matter of survival. I'm out numbered 2 to 1; if I don't let 'em rip every know & then, they've won. lol

Answer by BubbaLuva at 1:38 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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Uhhh several times... infront of my dh too

Answer by mommys2cupcakes at 1:30 PM on Aug. 3, 2012
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