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Has anyone you know ever made up a swear word?

My mother once said jesus humped up boogieman and I laughed til I


Asked by Anonymous at 4:02 PM on Feb. 4, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Yeah... I used to call my ex a fukahole (as in f***ing a**hole) or my long time favorite Skitch (which was skeezy b**ch)....... but I get laughed at most for saying Hoo-Notchie-CooCoo (vagina).

    Answer by PaceMyself at 4:21 PM on Feb. 4, 2009

  • hmmm... well my personal favorite is crapdangitbutthead... lol... made it up all by myself

    Answer by pammd at 4:11 PM on Feb. 4, 2009

  • my friend's nephew adds the word "head" to whatever he see's and uses it as an insult. I've been called "floorhead, broomhead, computerhead, and deskhead" what's so funny is he actually thinks it's the worst thing to be called

    Answer by sophiebethmom at 4:20 PM on Feb. 4, 2009

  • i like to use words like oh honey pot and son of a knuckle

    Answer by emtmommyamanda at 4:30 PM on Feb. 4, 2009

  • My dad used to say "son of a biscuit eater"

    My husband and FIL say "Jeezum Crow"

    Answer by Silvertears1275 at 4:33 PM on Feb. 4, 2009

  • embarrassed to admit this but a few years after we were married DH was calling me all these sweet names and I was acting like I was disgusted so I started calling him disgusting names..somehow Cumbubble came out of my mouth. He laughed so hard he had to run for the bathroom.

    Answer by GrnEyedGrandma at 4:34 PM on Feb. 4, 2009

  • Last weekend my 6 year old called my 10 year old a doggy-dunkin-poopoohead. I had to turn my head so they couldn't see me laugh before I got on to him for it.

    Answer by Anonymous at 4:41 PM on Feb. 4, 2009

  • LMAO!! Cumbubble!! I dont think ive made any up myself but I've heard cacabirds, sons of beaches, cheese and rice...theres probably more but I'll have to think about it.

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:01 PM on Feb. 4, 2009