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Do you know any funny, marriage jokes?

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Anonymous

Asked by Anonymous at 1:06 PM on Feb. 5, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • How The Fight Started....
    One year, a
    husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a
    Cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
    The next year, he didn't
    buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he
    replied,
    "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last
    year!"
    And that's how the fight
    started.
    -------------------------------------------
    My wife walked into
    the den & asked "Whats on the TV?"
    I replied "Dust"
    And that's how the
    fight started.
    -------------------------------------------
    A woman is
    standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
    She is not happy with what she
    sees and says to her
    husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I
    really
    need you to pay me a compliment.
    'The husband replies, 'Your
    eyesight's dang near perfect.'
    And that's how the fight
    started.
    --------------------------------
    Mommy2B04

    Answer by Mommy2B04 at 1:10 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • whats the leading cause of divorce??



    marriage
    lol i thought it was funny
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 1:18 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • Here I am not sure it is a joke or reality but this is what my husband always tells me:
    Honey, why I have gained so much weight? Oh, nevermind, I know why, I am married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
    aznblond9

    Answer by aznblond9 at 1:26 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • Why single women are slimmer than married women:
    A single woman goes home, looks at what's in the fridge, decides it's not worth the bother cooking for one and goes to bed.
    A married woman comes home, looks at her husband in the bed and decides it not worth the bother, so she cooks something to eat.
    pagan_mama

    Answer by pagan_mama at 1:50 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

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