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What is the one joke, that evertime you hear it you just bust into tears laughing?

I wish I had a good one, but tell us yours. (And you can't say: your spouse, or another person!) LOL! Tell us your hilarious joke!!!

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goinginsane1

Asked by goinginsane1 at 5:41 PM on Feb. 5, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • Why is a woman like an oven?


    You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in.
    sbastille

    Answer by sbastille at 5:49 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • How do you catch a unique bird?

    Unique up on it!

    hahahaha!!!!!
    teresalangston

    Answer by teresalangston at 5:54 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • 2 pretzels were walking down the street, One of them was assaulted!!! hahahahahahaha!! LMAO!!!!
    teresalangston

    Answer by teresalangston at 5:56 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese
    Mom1Stepmom1

    Answer by Mom1Stepmom1 at 6:00 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • What do blondes and turtles have in common?

    Get them on their backs and their both fu@cked.
    dle4125

    Answer by dle4125 at 6:07 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • this may be offensive to some but i am Mexican and i thought it was funny ------whats the difference between a couch and a Mexican ---- a couch can support a family
    bluerain31

    Answer by bluerain31 at 6:17 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • hahaha you guys are killing me
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 6:25 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • These are great!!! LOL!!! Keep them coming!!!
    goinginsane1

    Answer by goinginsane1 at 6:28 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
    teresalangston

    Answer by teresalangston at 7:22 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

  • Ok so this new rope walked into a bar and ordered a drink.
    The bartender says i'm sorry we don't serve straight ropes here.
    SO the rope goes outside and ties himself into a knot and frays his ends up and goes back inside and orders a drink
    The bartender looks at him and says weren't you just in here
    And the rope says "I'm afraid not."

    HAHAHA!! I love that one!!
    teresalangston

    Answer by teresalangston at 7:25 PM on Feb. 5, 2009

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