A (insert noun here) (insert verb here) into a bar

It was time for the Irish pub’s “Toast of the night” contest. John O’Reilly won the top prize when he hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life,between the legs of me wife!”

Later, John went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”

John thought for a second and then told her, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said. The next day she ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize last night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep and the next time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”


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