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What's your favorite comeback?

A funny comeback to your SO when he says something in jest or serious mean.
I'll go first.
DH: Your crazy! / Your wierd.
ME (in casual and factual tone): Yep, that's why I married you.


Asked by AprilD32 at 11:43 PM on Feb. 10, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (9)
  • I always say "yes, and you are so sparklingly normal" if he says i'm weird. I usually get hit with a pillow

    Answer by lovinangels at 11:45 PM on Feb. 10, 2009

  • someone calls me a smartass.... i say back .. at least im not a dumbass!

    Answer by KCsMom08 at 11:44 PM on Feb. 10, 2009

  • lolol 'i know you are but what am i' never gets old :>

    Answer by aliciatron at 11:46 PM on Feb. 10, 2009

  • Ok, this is nuts, but my husband and I get into name-calling competitions, that go something like this:

    ME: slut
    DH: whore
    ME: skank
    DH: hooker
    ME: ho
    DH: tramp
    ME: prostitute
    DH: street-walker
    ME: lady-of-the-night

    We go on like this until one of us runs out of names. Which usually happens shortly after "street-walker", because at that point we're getting pretty desperate. HA!

    Answer by DusterMommy at 11:52 PM on Feb. 10, 2009

  • I can't think of a comeback, but our relationship motto is "I love you... but, FUCK!"

    Answer by anestheticsex at 11:56 PM on Feb. 10, 2009

  • omg dustermommy!!! my husband and i do that too allll the time.. too funny

    Answer by Anonymous at 11:58 PM on Feb. 10, 2009

  • Sticks and stone will break my bones but words will never hurt me.

    I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you.

    These are sooo


    Answer by Anonymous at 12:04 AM on Feb. 11, 2009

  • my 2 faves are 'yeah your s#it smells like roses too' and 'if i wanted a comeback i'd scrape your throat'.

    Answer by jcsmummy at 12:27 AM on Feb. 11, 2009

  • Response to hubby: Well, gee, I love you, too.

    Answer by bowdentribe at 9:47 AM on Feb. 11, 2009