My dh beats me every morning if I don't iron his shirts properly. If I don't greet him at the door and have dinner ready when he comes home from work he beats me again. If our children aren't quiet and well behaved in the evening he beats me and then them. I caught him having sex with my sister on our front lawn and then the very next day he was eyeing the dog in a sexy way.
Do you think we have a chance? I love him sooooo much. Other than these things, he's a great husband. Well, unless I don't bring enough money home from my stripping job...
Answer by kmath at 10:35 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
anon... go cry somewhere else. note the irony while you're at it.
Answer by tnm786 at 10:39 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
Answer by anime_mom619 at 11:03 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
You should probably give him a few more chances. YOU just need to work harder at making him happy.
Answer by QuinnMae at 10:33 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
Answer by Mrs_Prissy at 10:34 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
Would you have told me to go cry somewhere else if I hadn't posted anon, tnm?
i would have bit my tongue out of respect for you ffa, and believe me it's not the first time ive done it. some of your answers are disgusting & hurtful sometimes, and i find it highly hypocritical that you of all people would be offended by this obvious joke post that is clearly meant to point out how ridiculous some of the relationship questions are on here. just like the redundant "am i pregnant" questions.
Answer by tnm786 at 10:45 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
Answer by kmath at 10:32 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
all i could think of was this song when i read your title lol!
Answer by tnm786 at 10:35 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
Answer by charlotsomtimes at 10:39 AM on Nov. 13, 2012
Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 10:48 AM on Nov. 13, 2012