Have you ever had someone say something that literally made you spit out your drink?

A few people will appreciate this from the earworm questions.

DS has 4 plastic cups that are his - he's not allowed to take glass ones out of the kitchen, but plastic he can. He went to get one the other day and starts singing:
It's the Final Tumbler DO DO DO DOOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

so once I stopped laughing and choking, I told him to go do the dishes

Yes.

Can I remember what those times were?

No. :(

Hmmm, wonder what it was.

I'm pretty easy to make laugh.

I have had it happen a few times reading answers. I can't remember when, but I let the person know I was cleaning up a mess because of them.

yeah- Answers has damaged my monitor

Well no, but I spit an Arby's roast beef sanwich all over my good friend's mother-in-law once. I was big belly pregnant, and she rushed up and grabbed my tummy, squealing about how round I was getting. She took me by surprise and wore the chewed-up sandwich.

For gamers who would understand this...all I gotta say is raid night ventrillo chats. I've had to clean my monitors a time or two.

all I gotta say is raid night ventrillo chats. I've had to clean my monitors a time or two.

We had one guildie who was stationed overseas and only got to play a few nights a week. He had such a creative potty mouth, he was under strict orders, the second I logged in to vent, he was not allowed to speak until I assured him my headphones were plugged in, to make sure DS didn't hear him. He couldn't even get passed "Hi!" without saying something hilarious yet completely inappropriate. Never complained about it, either - he was completely aware that his language was not appropriate for DS, or anyone else's kids. Ours was the only one old enough to understand at the time.

Yeah, I have a husband like that, NP :P We usually try to do anything like that after kids have gone to bed LOL.

Yes.