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Survival tips?

I'm going to the mattresses. DH and DS are at war of the worst kind, the noogie, dutch oven, nerf gun, water fight, Gotcha War. I've informed them that my areas of the house are Switzerland, and any battle which spills over into my territories will be treated as an act of terrorism, resulting in consequences neither of them can even imagine.

It started yesterday, thought it died down, but DS fired another first strike as soon as he got out of bed this morning. DH was in his office working, and totally unprepared. I suspect it's going to be a long weekend.

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Asked by NotPanicking at 2:45 PM on Nov. 16, 2012 in Just for Fun

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  • LOL! Best. family. ever.


    Answer by Mrs_Prissy at 2:49 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

  • I can tell you how I won the last prank war. He fell asleep on the couch with his mouth open, and I squirted lemon juice into it.

    Answer by JulieJacobKyle at 2:49 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

  • Sounds like fun at your house. :)

    Answer by liss05 at 2:54 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

  • My best survival tip from my days of being in "nuetral mom zone" - steal whatever ammo you can on the sly and when you know they are running low mount a huge surprise offensive attack! Have fun!

    Answer by Nimue930 at 3:01 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

  • Geez, NP, where do you live? Sounds dangerous..... LOL!

    Answer by m-avi at 3:34 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

  • LOL good luck with that

    Answer by Alisim at 3:34 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

  • Buy up all the twinkies you can find and the beverage of your choice and hide. If a bathroom is not in that area take bucket s you can seal.
    Oh and turn the music, tv or whatever up loud.

    Better yet grab your change jar and go buy Henry VIII residence and hide there lol.


    Answer by Dardenella at 5:24 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

  • Buy up all the twinkies you can find and the beverage of your choice and hide. I

    Funny you should mention that (see question I'm about to post)

    Comment by NotPanicking (original poster) at 5:44 PM on Nov. 16, 2012

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