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OMG!! What do I do?!?

She was coughing, now she is not. Oh wait her lips are turning a delightful shade of blue!! Oh gods I must find that lipstick color! Oh shit hang on, its 'bout my dd thats right. Anyway, she was eating a banana or grapes, I think one or the other and I think she swallowed it. Should I call 911 right now? Or wait for a few responses from the CM doctors on here? That blue color would look great on the bathroom wall.....

 

 

 

PS. My dd is fine, this a joke and only a joke. Nobody was hurt or injured in the making of this joke...I am poking fun at the trolls.....

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Michigan-Mom74

Asked by Michigan-Mom74 at 8:08 PM on Nov. 24, 2012 in Health

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Answers (14)
  • Did she hit her head before she turned blue?
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 8:12 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • Pics or it didn't happen :)
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 8:12 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  •  OMG- I just went to this old episode of SNL in my mind!  LOL :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 8:12 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • Some times I wonder!!!!!! You have nothing better to do with your time!!!!!
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 8:13 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • I was like. Wtf? This mom is having a stroke!
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 8:18 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • Um, get her to Lowe's quickly so they can match that shade of blue to a paint for your bathroom wall!
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 8:46 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • "Some times I wonder!!!!!! You have nothing better to do with your time!!!!!......Answer by louise2

    And you are correct in that assumption! All my housework is done, x-mas shopping is done, dinner is cooked, dishes in the dishwasher...
    Michigan-Mom74

    Comment by Michigan-Mom74 (original poster) at 8:49 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • "Did she hit her head before she turned blue?"PMSmom
    Ummmm I think it was after. I was watching "Magic Mike"
    Michigan-Mom74

    Comment by Michigan-Mom74 (original poster) at 8:52 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • "Pics or it didn't happen :)...."Answer by feralxat


     


    Michigan-Mom74

    Comment by Michigan-Mom74 (original poster) at 8:57 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

  • LOL MM!
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 9:42 PM on Nov. 24, 2012

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