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Asked by mamide02ninas at 1:06 PM on Dec. 2, 2012 in Just for Fun

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  • Just bored today :(

    Comment by mamide02ninas (original poster) at 1:06 PM on Dec. 2, 2012

  • Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market," said the man. "Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend. "I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me.


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 1:55 PM on Dec. 2, 2012

  • There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.

    The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.

    When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 1:56 PM on Dec. 2, 2012

  • A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
    'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 1:57 PM on Dec. 2, 2012

  • People might think you are a Redneck if...

    Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house

    The ASPCA raids your kitchen.

    You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 1:58 PM on Dec. 2, 2012

  • A Woman's Prayer:

    I pray for:
    Wisdom, To understand a man.
    Love, To forgive him and;
    Patience, For his moods.
    Because if I pray for Strength
    I'll just beat him to death.


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 2:00 PM on Dec. 2, 2012

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