K, don't kill the messenger, I am re-posting cuz this one is funny!
Miscellaneous
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Never take a beer to a job interview.
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Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
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It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.
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If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
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Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
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Dining Out
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If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
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Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.
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ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
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A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
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Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.
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PERSONAL HYGIENE
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While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys
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Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
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Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
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DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY)
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Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
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Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.'
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Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
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Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'
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