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Alisim

Asked by Alisim at 9:49 AM on Dec. 8, 2012 in Crazy for Credits

Level 69 (2,375,393 Credits)
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  • the lizards woke pops up
    san78

    Answer by san78 at 1:02 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
    The guy says, "Who is this?"
    "This is the maid.", answered the woman.
    "We don't have a maid!"
    "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
    "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
    "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
    The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
    "What do I have to do?"
    "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
    The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
    The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
    "Throw them in the swimming pool!"

    "What?! There's no pool here?"

    Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
    san78

    Answer by san78 at 12:58 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • green ribbon

    san78

    Answer by san78 at 12:58 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • san78

    Answer by san78 at 12:58 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
    Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
    The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
    He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

    When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

    His wife confessed, "Not this time."
    san78

    Answer by san78 at 12:59 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • san78

    Answer by san78 at 1:00 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • san78

    Answer by san78 at 1:01 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • shrugging

    san78

    Answer by san78 at 1:01 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • spider

    san78

    Answer by san78 at 1:01 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

  • bens got up for a stretch and now back to his bed
    san78

    Answer by san78 at 1:02 PM on Dec. 8, 2012

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