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Before _________ my _________, I always __________ the _________???? adult content

Fill in the blanks and see who has the funniest....

Before shaving my legs, I always check the razor.....

 
m-avi

Asked by m-avi at 6:53 PM on Dec. 15, 2012 in Just for Fun

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Answers (12)
  • Before driving my car, I always check the weather, lol
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 7:13 PM on Dec. 15, 2012

  • Before roasting my wiener, I always prick the skin

    What? It keeps em from exploding
    NotPanicking

    Answer by NotPanicking at 2:34 AM on Dec. 16, 2012

  • X-Rated
    sorry :)
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 6:55 PM on Dec. 15, 2012

  • Before _I wash________ my _babies poopy heiney________, I always __roll up________ the __sleeves_______!!  TRUE!

    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 7:36 PM on Dec. 15, 2012

  • Before drinking my wine, I always take out the cork.
    29again

    Answer by 29again at 12:00 AM on Dec. 16, 2012

  • Before breakfast my DH and, I always have sex on the table.
    louise2

    Answer by louise2 at 8:14 AM on Dec. 16, 2012

  • Before ____i knew_____ my ____ex_____, I always ____thought______ the __men did not want to get raped in the ass_______????

    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 8:01 PM on Dec. 15, 2012

  • sorry
    might want to click the TMI button

    this is fun, will have to think of some more
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 8:02 PM on Dec. 15, 2012

  • Before __I surprised___ my ___ex in the shower___, I always __thought___ the __vibrator in my top drawer was for a hole of mine___???

    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 8:05 PM on Dec. 15, 2012

  • Before brushing my hair, I always take out the pony tail holder.
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 10:03 PM on Dec. 15, 2012

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