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list of lines.

how many pick up lines do you know? heres one: are you a chicken farmer? cuz you sure know how to raise a co*k.

do you wash your jeans in windex cuz i can see myself in those. lol

 
jodi205

Asked by jodi205 at 3:02 PM on Feb. 12, 2009 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • Were your parents retarded? because you sure are special...

    I'm no Wilma Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock...


    A true life one.." Hey I thought I would come over and talk to you, because you're the only one not talking to a guy right now"
    - Hey I knew I was a 5th wheel when I went out, and thanks for making it obvious jerk...
    Mom2vanna

    Answer by Mom2vanna at 3:32 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • are you from tennessee? cuz your the only 10 i see.

    Are those astronaut pants? because your as* is out of this world.

    I cant think of anymore right now
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 3:04 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • hhahahhahhahahhahahahahahha
    krazyash023

    Answer by krazyash023 at 3:04 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • The best one i heard was when I was working at a chicken place and the man ordered an extra breast and said that he was a breast man and wanted to know if I liked that. HOW CHEESEY!
    coala

    Answer by coala at 3:05 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • That dress is really becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be cum*ing too.

    That dress looks great on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
    SamanthaAgain

    Answer by SamanthaAgain at 3:05 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • Are your legs tired, cause you have been running in mind all day...
    HottMamaRossx2

    Answer by HottMamaRossx2 at 3:05 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • "I need to thank your mom giving you that beautiful body"
    Seems like a stretch huh?




    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 3:06 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven... LOL Stupid men...
    HottMamaRossx2

    Answer by HottMamaRossx2 at 3:06 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • are you jamaican? cuz your jamaican me crazy

    jodi205

    Answer by jodi205 at 3:07 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

    Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

    Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

    What time do you have to be back in heaven?
    mommyBrooke849

    Answer by mommyBrooke849 at 3:08 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

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