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How do you get a splinter out?

I have one on my middle toe!

 
fiatpax

Asked by fiatpax at 6:45 PM on Dec. 23, 2012 in Health

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Answers (7)
  • LOL. Well, first you have to separate the splintered toe from the others. You have done that nicely already, I see. So, yeeeahhhhh, just keep it like that until the splinter works itself out.


    Oh, wait. I forgot one step. You have to throw back a shot of liquor after you separate the splintered toe from the others. Or before. Really, whatever works best for you.

    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 7:06 PM on Dec. 23, 2012

  • 3libras

    Answer by 3libras at 7:06 PM on Dec. 23, 2012

  • LMAO! I'm going to see if my toes can do that, later :)
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 6:53 PM on Dec. 23, 2012

  • You don't. You tell it to FUCK OFF and it will be so offended that it will come out on it's own.
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 6:52 PM on Dec. 23, 2012

  • Neanderthal foot run for the hills!
    tessiedawg

    Answer by tessiedawg at 6:57 PM on Dec. 23, 2012

  • LMAO
    DJDNY

    Answer by DJDNY at 6:56 PM on Dec. 23, 2012

  • Oh geez... I was actually pondering something very professional sounding to spew....

    Thanks paxi! LOL!
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 7:14 PM on Dec. 23, 2012

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