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To all the girls who wanna have fun... Got any good jokes... Im just in that funny type of mood today hehe

 
LuvsDanika

Asked by LuvsDanika at 5:38 PM on Feb. 12, 2009 in Just for Fun

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  • A man admiring his naked body says to his wife "Look 200 lbs of dynamite!"
    Wife says "F***ing shame theres only 3 inches of fuse"
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 5:50 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • this was sent to me via text message- no woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. lol i found it funny anyway
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 5:41 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • LMFAO... thats great
    LuvsDanika

    Answer by LuvsDanika at 5:41 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • A young couple on their wedding night were in their
    honeymoon suite.

    As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly
    man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here,
    put these on."

    She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her
    body.

    "I can't wear your trousers." she said.


    "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever
    forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."




    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:42 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try
    these on."


    He tried them on and found he could only get them on as
    far as his kneecaps.


    "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"



    She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is
    going to stay until your attitude changes."
    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 5:42 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a "Living Will"
    The man says
    "just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. if that ever happens just pull the plug"
    His wife got up turned off the TV and threw out all the beer.
    ednakrabapple

    Answer by ednakrabapple at 5:45 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • lol good one anon
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 5:45 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • 1 jar of vaseline- $3.00
    1 box of trojans-$12.00
    3 gay porn dvds-$30.00
    making your parents think your brother is gay-priceless!!
    LMAO
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 5:48 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • lol wow you people crack mke up
    Lauren2008

    Answer by Lauren2008 at 5:50 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

  • ok thats all i got for a minute
    SThompson21

    Answer by SThompson21 at 5:51 PM on Feb. 12, 2009

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