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So when you ask people on cafe mom if you're pregnant....after you've had three or four negative pregnancy tests...

What is the answer that you really want to hear? Yes? No? Keep trying? Take another test? Go to the doctor? Please....tell us in advance so that way you're not pissed off when someone gives you a real answer instead of smoke up your ass.

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uwmilf

Asked by uwmilf at 9:55 PM on Dec. 30, 2012 in About CafeMom

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  • What I like the best is like we can tell if you are or aren't pregnant. I normally just skip those posts cause they always get mad when you tell them that they probably aren't.
    amandajoy21

    Answer by amandajoy21 at 9:57 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!
    Crafty26

    Answer by Crafty26 at 9:57 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • Seriously...why don't they just pee on the freaking keyboard...they'd have more accurate results.
    uwmilf

    Comment by uwmilf (original poster) at 9:57 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • I forgot my other favorite I had sex yesterday am I pregnant? I so want to send them a book to read so they can learn how their body works and maybe then they won't ask those questions anymore.
    amandajoy21

    Answer by amandajoy21 at 9:59 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • If they told us what to say, we wouldn't be able to be snarky, know it all bitches.
    PMSMom10

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 10:03 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • PMS is right... Seriously, you know we all get off on being snarky bitches.....
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 10:06 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • Amanda,

    Nope, that wouldn't work. That requires them actually having to pick up a book, open it and read. *gasp* That's too much to handle!
    uwmilf

    Comment by uwmilf (original poster) at 10:07 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • Pfft! I know I do. LMAO
    uwmilf

    Comment by uwmilf (original poster) at 10:07 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • I have asked this question before.
    What if we say no, and then 9 months later there is a baby. are we liable for their not receiving medical care?
    What if we say yes and they aren't. are we then liable for their emotional distress?

    I have never gotten a response other than some form of, "Go eff yourself".
    feralxat

    Answer by feralxat at 10:13 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

  • Oh how could I be so silly...we could just use pictures.
    amandajoy21

    Answer by amandajoy21 at 10:18 PM on Dec. 30, 2012

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