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Asked by But_Mommie at 9:12 PM on Jan. 5, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (25)
  • Why do babies keep coming out of my vagina?

    Answer by staciandababy at 9:36 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Stop eating them! Next question!


    Answer by Anonymous at 9:43 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • That does sound like a serious problem... I recommend a plain white pair of granny panties and some over- sized flannel jammies. Nothing in- nothing out.

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:45 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • What's the best way to remove a stick from someone's ass, Doc?


    Answer by 3libras at 9:53 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Ass stick removal should be left to the professionals.  Please contact my colleague at Zoo Atlanta to schedual a removal.


    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 10:00 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • LMAO!

    Welcome back doc!

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 10:02 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • I am addicted to diet coke, chocolate and books. Help.

    Answer by booklover545 at 10:03 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • As a medical professional I am obligated to inform you that drinking the diet coke does NOT negate the calories accumulated by eating the chocolate. It is a common misconception.

    Back to your question. Everything in moderation... except the books. I recommend a good book addiction to anyone.

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 10:05 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Am I pregante?

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 10:37 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • you are only pregnate if you boyfriend spooged on your chest and while you were in the shower you accidentally wiped it on your hooha. If that did not happen then you have nothing to worry about.

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 10:47 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

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