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But_Mommie

Asked by But_Mommie at 9:12 PM on Jan. 5, 2013 in Just for Fun

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  • I'm hooked on Haribo. How can I get off it with the least amount of side effects?
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 9:13 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • I fart rosebuds, but how do I make them bloom?


    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:18 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Sometimes, on rare occasions, it is better to just give in to the addiction. Cutting back will cause less stress than trying to stop cold turkey. If you can get it down to a small handful a day you should not see any side effects.
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:19 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Well obviously you are farting too soon. you should hold it in a little longer so you can fart the entire flower. I recommend neosporin for the side effects on you rear end though. Those tons have got to be causing a few problems...
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:20 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • I have a problem with my nuts............where can I find more?


    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:23 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Thanks Doc!
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 9:24 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Nuts can be found anywhere. You just have to know where to look. I recommend Chip N Dales to start. Plenty of nuts to go around there... in ever essence of the word.
    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:26 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Where can I buy a nice bracioli? Like this?



    Thanks sweet cakes!


    Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 9:30 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Lmao I wish I could up vote your answers.
    skinnyslokita

    Answer by skinnyslokita at 9:33 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

  • Not sure that is a medical type question ... or is that a metaphor? I know how we like the metaphors...

    But_Mommie

    Comment by But_Mommie (original poster) at 9:34 PM on Jan. 5, 2013

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