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20 ways toddlers are like drunk people

Following are 20 more ways that taking care of a toddler is like dealing with a drunk person. What would you add to this list?

  1. No personal boundaries
  2. Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells “I OK!” and keeps going
  3. Poor decision making skills
  4. Spontaneous vomiting
  5. Speaks gibberish
  6. Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]
  7. Cries for no apparent reason
  8. Streaking (see #3)
  9. Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects
  10. Short attention span
  11. Argumentative
  12. Poor short term memory
  13. Zero inhibitions
  14. Loses everything
  15. Will pass out anywhere
  16. One track mind
  17. Demanding
  18. Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator
  19. Runs into things that haven’t moved…ever
  20. One volume setting – LOUD!


Asked by 3libras at 12:05 AM on Jan. 6, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • Anonymous

    Answer by Anonymous at 12:50 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • Can't control bodily functions, lol

    Answer by PMSMom10 at 12:07 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • Oh i laughed so hard I cried!!


    Answer by 4xsthetrouble at 12:43 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • So am I a toddler or drunk?

    Answer by Dardenella at 12:07 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • Hilarious and true. Thank you for sharing

    Answer by staciandababy at 12:39 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • This is great.

    Answer by cassie_kellison at 12:09 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • : D

    Answer by sarasmommy777 at 12:12 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • And as hard as you try to pick up after them, there will inevitably be found in some forgotten corner, usually by a guest in the home, a pair of his or her abandoned underwear.

    Answer by Ballad at 12:40 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • LMFAO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Answer by Michigan-Mom74 at 12:59 AM on Jan. 6, 2013

  • sidesplittinglaughter Ahh yes, some proud moments to be remembered, if only I could!  lol :p


    Answer by mrsmom110 at 5:43 AM on Jan. 6, 2013