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How can i close my cervix? adult content

Someone just noticed it was still open. Help!

You might be gay if...

;)

 
staciandababy

Asked by staciandababy at 2:04 AM on Jan. 12, 2013 in Health

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Answers (13)
  • Yep... this should work.



    Just stare directly at it and count to 30. Be careful though... pronlonged staring will cause your uterus to cauterize itself to minimize the risk of carrying that things demon seed.

    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 2:30 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  • I love that that guy is on a toddler bed. Lol. I just made that my new wallpaper.
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 2:33 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  • Did your lady lover look in there for you? LMAO!!
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 2:31 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  • It's too early for this stuff....... I need a Red Bull before I finish this post.
    m-avi

    Answer by m-avi at 11:04 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  • LOL SB!!! Yep- I think every orifice on my body slammed shut at the sight of that! lol :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 8:13 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  • Where is MBM? That would close that shit up quick!
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 8:35 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  • mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 8:15 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  •   Piercing could be an option for you, unless you go too far!  lol :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 8:17 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  •  Or you get her to come sit on you, you know, kinda like how you get an overstuffed suitcase to close! lol :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 8:19 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

  •  And if 1 isn't enough, she can bring some friends to help her!  lol :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 8:19 AM on Jan. 12, 2013

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