Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

1 Bump

Why oh why does it have to be such an epic event?? adult content

Does your SO/DH take forever in the bathroom to take a shit? I swear he doesn't absorb ANYTHING from his food. We can eat the same exact things,same exact amounts,and he'll be in the bathroom for a half hour. I take 3 minutes tops.

 
butterflyblue19

Asked by butterflyblue19 at 9:39 AM on Jan. 20, 2013 in Just for Fun

Level 50 (383,297 Credits)
This question is closed.
Answers (11)
  • You read what I woke up to.

    Men suck at pooping.
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 9:52 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • I take forever to poop if my dh is home, it's my personal get away. Heck sometimes I don't even poop I just sit there and text my BFF lol
    funlovinlady

    Answer by funlovinlady at 10:24 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • It's their get away. My DH will do this as well. Then when he comes out he acts as though he's been in a war zone and needs time to recover. I wait until I absolutely have to go, get in there, take care of business (who wants to linger in that room?) and move on with my day.
    QuinnMae

    Answer by QuinnMae at 10:22 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • LOL! Our epic event is when DH gets ready to go out. Shower, shit, shave & mirror admiration could make you puke! I'm ready in 15 minutes. I don't even put my glasses on until I'm done. Maybe that's why I always look like a wreck! LOL!

    ILovemyPaulie

    Answer by ILovemyPaulie at 10:29 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • My DS is like this. He could spend hours in there when he is pooping. It is funny when he starts singing to himself. Now he has even started taking books in there to read while he is going. It only ever bothers me though when we are trying to leave.
    kmath

    Answer by kmath at 10:45 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • i think all men are like this, they have some kind of emotional attachment to pooping. it's an art form to them. LOL
    tnm786

    Answer by tnm786 at 11:27 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • My exhusband was like this.
    virginiamama71

    Answer by virginiamama71 at 9:50 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • Yes him and my youngest dd. it drives my nuts and they always have to go right before we are leaving lol
    skinnyslokita

    Answer by skinnyslokita at 9:51 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • from your title alone
    before i opened thought it was another guncontrol question
    LMAO- nope
    fiatpax

    Answer by fiatpax at 10:20 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

  • yep. i think its cause my DH takes his tablet computer thing with him and just wants alone time. that or he just likes the smell of his own poop haha
    okmanders

    Answer by okmanders at 10:50 AM on Jan. 20, 2013

close Join now to connect to
other members!
Connect with Facebook or Sign Up Using Email

Already Joined? LOG IN