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I have a gnat.... How do I NOT have a gnat fast??

Sounds like a Dr. Suess story. How the hell do I get rid of this little bastage? He's everywhere....

 
m-avi

Asked by m-avi at 5:02 PM on Jan. 21, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • I have a gnat, and it's okay
    Can you help it ons it way?
    I drink of sugar, a taste of jam
    this gnat is bigger than I am!
    Find the fruit from the tree
    more gnats there, sure to be,
    throw it out and kill the gnat,
    the problem solved in a snap!
    Back to Cafe Mom you will go,
    killed the bug and Now you know
    no more gnats to bother you,
    trust me they can't live in shoes!!
    jerseydiva

    Answer by jerseydiva at 6:08 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • That's great Jersey!!!!
    m-avi

    Comment by m-avi (original poster) at 6:36 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • LOL, Oh I get it now...
    m-avi

    Comment by m-avi (original poster) at 5:39 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • Offer that pest some green eggs & ham


    One look at that, & it will surly scram! :p

    mrsmom110

    Answer by mrsmom110 at 5:28 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • No sweetie, then YOU finish the bottle! If they don't die, you won't CARE!! LOL
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 5:25 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • what is a gnat? i'll dress like a gnat for a glass of wine
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 5:19 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • Okay PGA, that's a little expensive to be feeding to my gnats.....
    m-avi

    Comment by m-avi (original poster) at 5:18 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • Put out a glass of white wine.
    They die happy.
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 5:15 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • LOL, I am a huge Dr. Suess fan, If I would have time to work on it, it could have been better. My son and daughter think my Mom rap rhymes are hilarious, but let me rest on it a minute, aside from just smackin' the gnat, apple cider will work! You have a bad something or other inside, or could have came in the bags if you recently had been to the store, LOL
    jerseydiva

    Answer by jerseydiva at 5:14 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • LOVE it Jersey!!
    m-avi

    Comment by m-avi (original poster) at 5:10 PM on Jan. 21, 2013