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I have a gnat.... How do I NOT have a gnat fast??

Sounds like a Dr. Suess story. How the hell do I get rid of this little bastage? He's everywhere....

 
m-avi

Asked by m-avi at 5:02 PM on Jan. 21, 2013 in Just for Fun

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Answers (14)
  • I have a gnat, and it's okay
    Can you help it ons it way?
    I drink of sugar, a taste of jam
    this gnat is bigger than I am!
    Find the fruit from the tree
    more gnats there, sure to be,
    throw it out and kill the gnat,
    the problem solved in a snap!
    Back to Cafe Mom you will go,
    killed the bug and Now you know
    no more gnats to bother you,
    trust me they can't live in shoes!!
    jerseydiva

    Answer by jerseydiva at 6:08 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • leave out a bowl of sugar water and it will drown in it.
    booklover545

    Answer by booklover545 at 5:05 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • put some apple cider vinegar out,
    the gnat will not shout,
    you willl kill him yes you will
    make sure there isn't anymore to kill
    find the fruit, or the bad potato
    your house will me gnat free tomorrow!
    jerseydiva

    Answer by jerseydiva at 5:06 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • OPPS will BE gnat free tomorrow!
    jerseydiva

    Answer by jerseydiva at 5:07 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • Jersey... I am impressed! Did you come up with that on the spot?
    SleepingBeautee

    Answer by SleepingBeautee at 5:09 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • LOVE it Jersey!!
    m-avi

    Comment by m-avi (original poster) at 5:10 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • LOL, I am a huge Dr. Suess fan, If I would have time to work on it, it could have been better. My son and daughter think my Mom rap rhymes are hilarious, but let me rest on it a minute, aside from just smackin' the gnat, apple cider will work! You have a bad something or other inside, or could have came in the bags if you recently had been to the store, LOL
    jerseydiva

    Answer by jerseydiva at 5:14 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • Put out a glass of white wine.
    They die happy.
    PartyGalAnne

    Answer by PartyGalAnne at 5:15 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • Okay PGA, that's a little expensive to be feeding to my gnats.....
    m-avi

    Comment by m-avi (original poster) at 5:18 PM on Jan. 21, 2013

  • what is a gnat? i'll dress like a gnat for a glass of wine
    staciandababy

    Answer by staciandababy at 5:19 PM on Jan. 21, 2013